After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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