i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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