Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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