One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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