hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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