i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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