You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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