For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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