But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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