why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
