OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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