: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
you never un-have a 4some
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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