I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
If I die, sorry about rent.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
