ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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