You work out of a Hotel?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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