She said her name was "party"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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