that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
