I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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