why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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