i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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