O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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