you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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