Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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