READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
