Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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