think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
