Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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