Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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