he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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