we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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