I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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