Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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