i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Plan B is the new Plan A
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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