Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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