Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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