Yo dont text me then not text me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Success! We fucked roommates!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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