If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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