WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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