Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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