had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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