can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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