My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
