I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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