So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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