So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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