Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
