Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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