would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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