I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
either way he was missing a nipple.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
A+ Viking dick
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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