i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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