You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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